why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.
Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry?
My library card already gets me multiple “real” books, e-books, audiobooks, magazines and movies per month. For free.
Kindle Unlimited offers nothing from big presses, and no guarantee the authors will get paid fairly for their work. Libraries buy the book up front for a higher price (and a better binding). Kindle Unlimited offers the authors a variable percentage of a as-yet-undetermined-and-unannounced amount of money.
While Amazon touts Kindle Unlimited at “Netflix For Books!” the reality is Netflix signed contracts with everyone whose work they offer so that actors, screen writers, best boys, and the rest of those people get paid for the shows and movies you watch. Amazon does not.
That means your favorite author isn’t being compensated for their time or work. If you love a book series and want to see the next one get published: buy the book or hit the library. Starving authors quit writing because they like eating.
I couldn’t hit the reblog button fast enough.
DJ Sprinkles, “Ball’r (Madonna-Free Zone)” from Midtown 120 Blues, 2008 (via seki-gahara)
I posted this back in June of last year and it’s more relevant than ever. Fuck Madonna.
let’s drag madonna some more
Madonna and the long line of crackas that wanna make a buck off lgbtq folk.. especially lgbtq folks of color…
GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
That is so adorable.
*CACKLES* Should we tell them? Or just be indulgent and let the fantasy live on…?
Oh, this is just…sad. So, so many kinds of…sad.
And I miss the tartan skirts too.
You know how some people try to replicate past eras, wearing the fashion, collecting the old technology, etc? I just picture this one collecting mint condition Delia’s catalogs and “vintage” Snapple bottles and beepers..
ugh, the 90’s.
And now I am become truly old
Oh my god the 90s have become classic someone put me in a glass box in the smithsonian fml
Wait what… no. No both because I am too young for this and because a lot of those things are still happening and/or happened then just as much.
I want this at my wedding.
Between going to a memorial service for a family friend, and my dad being really, really sick (and not doing anything about it) I’m starting to think about end of life and memorial planning.
I think this would suit my Dad’s sense of humour.
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
Part of a series on mental illness.
trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?
"I can help"
this means something. right?
[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]
this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever